TNA TV

Main Cast (Top 10 billed, oldest first)

• George Kaplan as Hans Schlongstucker

  Age at release: 48

• Kyle Stone as Jack Hoffman

  Age at release: 35

• Brad Armstrong as Lt. Armstrong

  Age at release: 33

• Tabitha Stevens as Tonya Hillendale

  Age at release: 29

• Ian Daniels as WCKD volunteer #1

  Age at release: 29

• Mr. Marcus as Mandingo

  Age at release: 28

• Cortknee as Shelia

  Age at release: 26

• Erik Everhard as WCKD volunteer #2

  Age at release: 22

• Emily Jewel as Clitora

  Age at release: 21

• Melanie Stone as Kelly Fluffer

  Age at release: 11