Movie
Hard Soap, Hard Soap
Released: June 1, 1977 (1977)
Runtime: 76 minutes
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.
Main Cast (Top 10 billed, oldest first)
- John Holmes as Dr. John Holmes
Age at release: 32
- Jon Martin as Willard
Age at release: 29
- Candida Royalle as Linda Lou
Age at release: 26
- Blair Harris as Linda Lou's Date
Age at release: 25
- Laurien Dominique as Penny Holmes
Age at release: 20
- Damon Christian as Closing Credits Announcer (voice)
Age at release: Unknown
- Joan Devlon as Patty
Age at release: Unknown
- Peter Johns as Patient in Yellow Shirt
Age at release: Unknown
- Jeff Lyle as Smith Brother in Tank Top
Age at release: Unknown
- Dale Meador as Rev. Hope
Age at release: Unknown
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- Ken Scudder as Fred
Age at release: 35
- John Seeman as Mr. Custer
Age at release: 34
- Carl Regal as Milkman
Age at release: 33
- Paul Thomas as Janitor
Age at release: 30
- Joey Silvera as Patient in Wheelchair
Age at release: 25
- Sabrina as Glenda
Age at release: Unknown