Movie

Cruise of the Gods

Released: December 23, 2002 (2002)

Runtime: 90 minutes

Genres: Comedy, Drama, TV Movie

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

Main Cast (Top 10 billed, oldest first)

Jack Jones as Himself
Age at release: 64
Philip Jackson as Hugh Bispham
Age at release: 54
Niall Buggy as Graham Ball
Age at release: 54
Brian Conley as Himself
Age at release: 41
Rob Brydon as Andy Van Allen
Age at release: 37
Steve Coogan as Nick Lee
Age at release: 37
Rachel Shelley as Yasmina
Age at release: 33
David Walliams as Jeff Monks
Age at release: 31
Helen Coker as Jenny
Age at release: 28
James Corden as Russell
Age at release: 24

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Gavan O'Herlihy as Mickey
Age at release: 51
Gray O'Brien as 'Casualty' Doctor
Age at release: 34
Di Botcher as Mrs Hatcher
Age at release: 32
Shelley Blond as PA Romy
Age at release: 32
Jake Broder as Lloyd
Age at release: 31
Russell Brand as Woolly Hat Fan
Age at release: 27
Robin Weaver as Vivienne
Age at release: Unknown
Daniel Cerqueira as Daniel
Age at release: Unknown
Matt Whitelock as Neil
Age at release: Unknown
Arturo Venegas as Captain Koulouris
Age at release: Unknown
Lisa McNaught as Gemma Clay
Age at release: Unknown
Tom Alexopoulos as Jim Schneider
Age at release: Unknown
Paul Mark Elliott as Castor Voice Over
Age at release: Unknown
Vasilis Panayi as Photographer
Age at release: Unknown
Cole Borris as One-eyed Child
Age at release: Unknown
Dallas Messias as Jack Jones Fan
Age at release: Unknown
Andrew McHale as Pool 'Castormind' Fan
Age at release: Unknown
Ugo Mazin as 'Watson'
Age at release: Unknown
Ian Robertson as 'Ponytailed Scumbag'
Age at release: Unknown
Lisa Wood as Child of Castor
Age at release: Unknown