Movie
Tales from the Crapper
Released: January 29, 2004 (2004)
Runtime: 90 minutes
Genres: Science Fiction, Horror, Comedy
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Main Cast (Top 10 billed, oldest first)
- Elwood Carlisle as Private Dick Sam Black
Age at release: 79
- Julie Strain as Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Age at release: 41
- Kevin Eastman as Travis Dance
Age at release: 41
- Randy Sklar as News Anchor
Age at release: 32
- Jason Sklar as News Anchor
Age at release: 32
- Jorge Garcia as Racoon Head
Age at release: 30
- Masuimi Max as Sexy Asian Vampire
Age at release: 25
- Arban Ornelas as Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Age at release: Unknown
- Rob Zazzali as Timmy
Age at release: Unknown
- Joel Himelhoch as Chief Doublestump
Age at release: Unknown
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- Joe Fleishaker as Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
Age at release: 50
- Ron Jeremy as Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Age at release: 50
- India Allen as Sally Sterks
Age at release: 38
- Ted Raimi as Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
Age at release: 38
- Antonia Dorian as Larry the Stripper
Age at release: 36
- Debbie Rochon as Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Age at release: 35
- Trent Haaga as Guy at the Party
Age at release: 33
- Doug Sakmann as Party Goer
Age at release: 23
- Elizabeth Johnson as James' Assistant
Age at release: Unknown
- Ronn Surels as Deke the Red Herring
Age at release: Unknown
- Isabelle Stephen as Lesbian Art Student #1
Age at release: Unknown
- Kelli Powers as Lesbian Art Student #2
Age at release: Unknown
- Timothy Muskatell as Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Age at release: Unknown
- Josh Taylor as Fake Zit Guy
Age at release: Unknown
- John Williamette as Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Age at release: Unknown
- Adam Jahnke as Purse Snatcher
Age at release: Unknown
- Paul Salamoff as Office Chair Victim
Age at release: Unknown
- Kevin Thigpen as Black Guy #2
Age at release: Unknown
- Gared Williams as Bouncer
Age at release: Unknown
- Lizzy Strain as Party Goer
Age at release: Unknown