Movie
Brain Smasher... A Love Story
Released: November 17, 1993 (1993)
Runtime: 88 minutes
Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Main Cast (Top 10 billed, oldest first)
- Dorothy Dells as Miss Bellows
Age at release: 65
- Brion James as Brown
Age at release: 48
- Tim Thomerson as Black
Age at release: 47
- Charles Rocket as Jones
Age at release: 44
- Nicholas Guest as Smith
Age at release: 42
- Deborah Van Valkenburgh as Cammy Crain
Age at release: 41
- Andrew Dice Clay as Ed Molloy
Age at release: 36
- Yuji Okumoto as Wu
Age at release: 34
- Teri Hatcher as Samantha Crain
Age at release: 28
- Wrick Jones as Lead Officer
Age at release: Unknown
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- Liz Sheridan as Ma Molloy
Age at release: 64
- Lin Shaye as Make up Artist
Age at release: 50
- Russ Fast as Ted
Age at release: 46
- Dee Booher as Bertha
Age at release: 45
- Peter Kwong as Red Monk
Age at release: 41
- Nichole McAuley as Veronica (uncredited)
Age at release: 26
- Sonia Satra as Model 1
Age at release: 21
- Galen Schrick as Jim Romeo
Age at release: Unknown
- Steve Tancora as Bob Brisco
Age at release: Unknown
- Danny Perkin as Guy in Line 2
Age at release: Unknown
- Ross Huffman-Kerr as Night Manager
Age at release: Unknown
- Billie Worley as Punk
Age at release: Unknown
- Ralph Monaco as Molloy Dad
Age at release: Unknown
- Anahit Minasyan as Model 2
Age at release: Unknown