Movie
Happy, Texas
Released: December 3, 1999 (1999)
Runtime: 98 minutes
Genres: Comedy, Crime
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Main Cast (Top 10 billed, oldest first)
- Paul Dooley as The Judge
Age at release: 71
- M.C. Gainey as Bob Maslow
Age at release: 51
- William H. Macy as Sheriff Chappy Dent
Age at release: 49
- Ron Perlman as Marshal Nalhober
Age at release: 49
- Mo Gaffney as Mrs. Bromley
Age at release: 41
- Jeremy Northam as Harry Sawyer
Age at release: 38
- Ally Walker as Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Age at release: 38
- Illeana Douglas as Doreen Schaefer
Age at release: 38
- Steve Zahn as Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Age at release: 32
- Jillian Berard as Madison
Age at release: Unknown
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- Rance Howard as Ely
Age at release: 71
- Kiva Lawrence as Pageant Judge
Age at release: 58
- Tim Bagley as David
Age at release: 42
- Michael Hitchcock as Steven
Age at release: 41
- Scarlett Pomers as Jency
Age at release: 11
- Cassie Silva as Other Happy Girl
Age at release: 11
- Melissa Arnold as Other Happy Girl
Age at release: Unknown
- Tiffany Takara as Other Happy Girl
Age at release: Unknown
- Ed Stone as Alton
Age at release: Unknown
- Derek Montgomery as Bully Boy
Age at release: Unknown
- Carley Fink as "Little Light Girl"
Age at release: Unknown
- David Shackelford as Varnel
Age at release: Unknown
- Kim Story as Guard
Age at release: Unknown
- Tim Cowgill as Local Cowboy (uncredited)
Age at release: Unknown
- Krista Lewis as Bank Teller (uncredited)
Age at release: Unknown
- Keo Woolford as Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
Age at release: Unknown