Movie

Mortuary Academy

Released: May 8, 1988 (1988)

Runtime: 87 minutes

Genres: Comedy

"Police Academy" clone, about some nerds who inherit an academy for morticians, which is run by a corrupt closet necropheliac. Of course, the most incompetent students possible are accepted, so that the academy will fail, and all sorts of wacky hijinks ensue.

Main Cast (Top 10 billed, oldest first)

Cesar Romero as Ship's Captain
Age at release: 81
Richard Kennedy as George Miller Esq.
Age at release: 59
Wolfman Jack as Bernie Berkowitz
Age at release: 49
Anthony James as Abbott Smith
Age at release: 45
Mary Woronov as Mary Purcell
Age at release: 44
Tracey Walter as Don Dickson
Age at release: 40
Stoney Jackson as James Dandridge
Age at release: 28
Christopher Atkins as Max Grimm
Age at release: 27
Lynn Danielson-Rosenthal as Valerie Levitt
Age at release: Unknown
Gary Veney as Mailman
Age at release: Unknown

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Nedra Volz as Helen
Age at release: 79
Juney Ellis as Widow
Age at release: 79
Vance Colvig as Uncle Willard
Age at release: 70
Bill Kerr as Brody
Age at release: 65
James Daughton as Yuppie at Car Lot
Age at release: 37
Dona Speir as Nurse
Age at release: 24
Kymberly Paige as Nurse
Age at release: 22
Rebekka Armstrong as Nurse
Age at release: 21
Megan Blake as Tammy
Age at release: Unknown
Laurie Ann Carr as Nurse
Age at release: Unknown
Brian Cole as Randy
Age at release: Unknown
Barbara Sands as Mrs. Feuer
Age at release: Unknown
Jeff Thiel as Sean O'Rourke
Age at release: Unknown
James Thiel as Mick O'Rourke
Age at release: Unknown
Kimberly Ann Evans as Skating Waitress
Age at release: Unknown
Paul Capp as Beach Yuppie
Age at release: Unknown
Adam Englund as Beach Yuppie
Age at release: Unknown
Brent Haleen as Beach Yuppie
Age at release: Unknown
Vickie Benson as Salesgirl
Age at release: Unknown
Tamayo Otsuki as Nancy Nissan
Age at release: Unknown